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Hey, stupid, listen:
Have a bath with a toaster!
Love New York City!
Hel:
Tautological:
Better dead than red!
And reds should be killed.
BabyBambi:
Er, ... excuse me <ahem>
But who appointed YOU King?
(cough, cough, cough) Um, ...God?
Loki:
A little order here,
Please, a little protocol,
Merry posters, all
DMZ:
Stop using my name!!!!!!!!!!!!
You further embarrass me!!!!!
In Jesus name, Amen!!!!!!!!!!!
YeshuaElohim:
One hundred requests?
No! Two thousand prophecies?
All fulfilled, my friend.
Krasnaya:
Left, men, ever left.
Is just one reasoned reply
So very much to ask?
AuraLee:
Missing poetess.
Her creamy hole too busy
Being stuffed by Doug.
TorpedoRun:
You Rump Rider You:
Where’d you put the chicken fat?
I’ve looked everywhere.
Yachtsman:
Yachtsman, biblia,
Thorn, Jesus ... I confess! We’re
All one and the same.
Starhawk:
Please, listen to me:
Christians are not all as bad!
Truly, Sincerely!
ginny:
Rappin’ lyrics out
To the tune of chessplayers
Dig it, yeah, groovin’.
pohsib:
Bereft college kid,
Enthusiastic, eager.
Distracted by life.
Razboinik:
Who has better jugs?
Help me, I STILL can’t decide.
Then go piss off, jerk!
TomOC:
Gave a dirty look
Then took a punch in the nose
From his drunk roommate.
Haasquatch:
Off in Las Vegas,
Dealing cards, but now knows that
Hindus have feelings.
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