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The Mustard Incident


At the Second Kaissa Konvention, held during the summer of 2001, I put some mustard on the windshield wiper of Mark's (aka Faramir) car and engaged the wiper. When Mark turned on his car, the blade activated and smeared mustard all over his windshield. When Mark asked me who did it, I immediately blamed PopeBambi.

Advice: Don't mess with PopeBambi. He holds grudges.
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2001
"PopeBambi has paged you to join a private chat in room "CSW IS AN INSENSITIVE CUNT.".
Do you wish to join the chat?"
--PopeBambi, 9 August 2001, issuing a page to csw.

"Fuck csw. I will shove some mustard up that little fucker's ARSE, in Vienna."
--PopeBambi, 9 August 2001 chat room.

"Chris is a cold-stone, DMZ-hero-worshipping arsehole."
--PopeBambi, 9 August 2001 chat room.

"What a shitty little fucker csw is"
--PopeBambi, 9 August 2001 chat room.

"I'll show him what *I* can fucking do with a tube of mustard, if he shows up in Vienna (next year, yes)...!!!"
--PopeBambi, 9 August 2001 chat room.

"csw behaved like he was at a High School reunion... I mean, REALLY."
--PopeBambi, 9 August 2001 chat room.

"I have only been personally distressed by your appallingly-insensitive and offensive attitude[,] Mr.
Judas/Brutus/whatever-label-works-for-you?"
--PopeBambi, 9 August 2001, email to csw.

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2003
"Fuck you, you little karaoke-fixing ambulance-chaser. What a guttersnipe! Little fuck."
--PopeBambi, October 3, 2003, email to csw.

"You scum-sucking, mustard-spraying arse."
--PopeBambi, October 5, 2003, email to csw.

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2005
"cowardly lie"
--PopeBambi, March 14, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"inexcusable behaviour"
--PopeBambi, March 14, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"too chickenshit to own up to [it]"
--PopeBambi, March 14, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"I HAVE NOT, in any way, shape or form, 'gone out of my way' to be an 'ass' to CSW 'for several years,' at all."
--PopeBambi, March 14, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"hypocrisy and cowardice"
--PopeBambi, March 14, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"beneath contempt"
--PopeBambi, March 14, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"Since Chris/CSW has never seen fit to apologise to me, personally, for his hypocrisy/cowardice/lying, I have never gotten off his case."
--PopeBambi, March 14, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"What the uckf would YOU know about "poor taste," much less "very" poor taste?"
--PopeBambi, March 14, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"the uckingf gutless, lying ambulance-chaser"
--PopeBambi, March 15, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"I STILL find his duplicity under the prevailing circumstances to be TOTALLY inescusable."
--PopeBambi, March 15, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"sour the weekend"
--PopeBambi, March 16, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"moronic jape"
--PopeBambi, March 16, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"how come you've never been man enough to own up to your cowardice and have never been man enough to offer me the simple apology that you have owed me, all these years."
--PopeBambi, March 16, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"attention-seeking 12-year-old nature of the prank, carried out by a supposed adult."
--PopeBambi, March 16, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"why would I still be so angry about about CSW's duplicity, after all this time?"
--PopeBambi, March 16, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"I don't think my anger at the ACTUAL CULPRIT being too chickenshit to own up to his stupid stunt but instead blaming someone else is "over-reacting," at all."
--PopeBambi, March 16, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"cowardly chickenshit"
--PopeBambi, March 16, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"appalling"
--PopeBambi, March 17, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"blame-shifting and his continued refusal to apologise for
his slimy, lying behaviour."
--PopeBambi, March 17, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"the weasel prankster CSW"
--PopeBambi, March 17, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"pathetic, attention-seeking behaviour"

--PopeBambi, March 17, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"childish behaviour"
--PopeBambi, March 17, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"You sadsack"
--PopeBambi, March 17, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"I certainly wasn't looking to blow the whole thing up
into the saga it has become."

--PopeBambi, March 18, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"I'm happy with my contribution: CSW's douchebag side has been outed to a wider audience."
--PopeBambi, March 18, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"CSW's cowardly fingering of me was rather more than 'idle banter' by anyone's definition, not just in my perception"
--PopeBambi, March 18, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"Why should he 'apologize for being juvenile,' as [Reinfeld]
put it, when he GLORIES in being juvenile?"
--PopeBambi, March 18, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"obnoxious japester"
--PopeBambi, March 18, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"I've done my fence-mending bit."
--PopeBambi, March 18, 2005, Misc. BB post re: Mustard Incident

"THANK UCKF the amublance-chaser has gone...""
--PopeBambi, March 29, 2005 chat room.



This is the guy.

(Photo taken immediately after PopeBambi was literally booed off the stage during his karaoke rendition of "Annie's Song.")

Click HERE for a special musical tribute to Jon.


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