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Selected Tag Lines of Kaissans
(How Kaissans describe themselves or their Kaissan world.)
4 out of 5 people perfer chess to milking goats! chess do it!
--rAiSiN
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
--Ferris
Anyone see my enchilada?
--LocoTaco
A pessimist is someone who has heard to too many optimists.
--GAEA
Beer & Girl
--asssa
Bin Laden's buttcheeks would make great change purses.
--Karaya
but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese!!
--VeinHead
Can lose every advantage! Can blow every opportunity!
--Covert
Can you imagine a world without hypothetical questions?
--Grits
Chess and Fly-fishing, everything else is bullsh[!]t
--Gus
Come, sacrifice yourself on my 64 square alter!
--FallenBishop
Confusion will be my epitaph.
--21stCSM
definately NOT the sharpest pencil in the box ! ! ! !-
--gonzo7
Don't ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, its just my dinner !
--PAVLOVsDOG
Ever stop to think... And forget to start again?
--Jzone
feed me some rooks... I like rooks.
--HungryDog
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
--Chunko
Hate those pointy heads... Love the horsies!
--Carmel
have you destroyed a canadian's ego lately ???
--sneakypete
Hey, I meant to do that.
--CyHawk
I always think...after I move.
--EthanN
I let my mind wander, and it never came back.
--12string
I chew my food slowly, waiting for you to choke.
--Billfold
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!!
--TerreFeu
if i'd studied harder, and been graded more fairly...
--cathal
if it weren't for those damned voices......
--nightspoon
If Pharoah had ducttape, Sphinx would have a nose
--Toyman
I have never won a game that my opponent didn't lose first.
--Glenn
I like corr. games with people rated 1000 and below!
--followers
I like to blaze a big fat jay before playing.
--blazehead
I love literature and make romantic, old-fashioned errors.
--Cherr
I love to live the word 'BLAH!'
--biguglyguy
I'm a Grand Checkers Champion! 1978, 79, 80!
--ChessReaper
I'm Just advancing in a different direction!
--chefduke
I'm not a beginner, just 'Tactically Challenged'.
--Kibitzer
I'm just a harmless liddle itsy-bitsy fawn...
--BabyBambi
I've found 10,000 ways that don't work!
--ChessT
I washed it and I can't do a thing with it.
--fuzzymind
keep off the grass
--Cannabis
Life is a terminal, sexually transmitted disease.
--cdupree
Likes to mud wrestle.
--alczervik
Masochist: 'Hit me!' -- Sadist: 'No!'
--LeroyG
mating is lifes true pleasure
--elph8nt
Me name is Skippy, I kick ze ball!!!
--Dog13
Monogamous and monotonous are synonymous!
--frzappa
My perfect plan ruined, when you made all the wrong moves
--KellyJay
My real name is. Thomas 'Dick' Spain..and I'm offended
--Rudi
Not very good but can pull it off.
--ChessMagician
Nuke gay baby whales for Jesus!
--Highlander
Oh God! Not another Blunder!
--Dunadain
Oink, Oink, You lost Thats all folks
--Chesshog
OK, so hell is really hot... but is it humid?
--afrit
'Peace is knowing when you are totally screwed.'
--FezMobiki
Perfect Paranoia... is Perfect Awareness
--Groo
Poor chess player, but you should see me parallel park!!
--AgentDaleCooper
regular human
--Mize
Rudi kills me in corr EVERY TIME WE PLAY !! I hate him !
--RAPTOR
send me a message. i don't care what it says.
--Dougster
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
--cheese
sometimes I'm good, sometimes shitty, mostly I drink
--creeo
sometimes when I get lonely I hunt rodents... for fun
--LagriBunny
So my opponent moves every second time? Stupid rule!
--bondegnasker
Stop! You Must Not Hop on Top of Pop!
--Darragh
Suck my e4!!!!!!!
--Gambitier
--rAiSiN
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
--Ferris
Anyone see my enchilada?
--LocoTaco
A pessimist is someone who has heard to too many optimists.
--GAEA
Beer & Girl
--asssa
Bin Laden's buttcheeks would make great change purses.
--Karaya
but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese!!
--VeinHead
Can lose every advantage! Can blow every opportunity!
--Covert
Can you imagine a world without hypothetical questions?
--Grits
Chess and Fly-fishing, everything else is bullsh[!]t
--Gus
Come, sacrifice yourself on my 64 square alter!
--FallenBishop
Confusion will be my epitaph.
--21stCSM
definately NOT the sharpest pencil in the box ! ! ! !-
--gonzo7
Don't ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, its just my dinner !
--PAVLOVsDOG
Ever stop to think... And forget to start again?
--Jzone
feed me some rooks... I like rooks.
--HungryDog
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
--Chunko
Hate those pointy heads... Love the horsies!
--Carmel
have you destroyed a canadian's ego lately ???
--sneakypete
Hey, I meant to do that.
--CyHawk
I always think...after I move.
--EthanN
I let my mind wander, and it never came back.
--12string
I chew my food slowly, waiting for you to choke.
--Billfold
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!!
--TerreFeu
if i'd studied harder, and been graded more fairly...
--cathal
if it weren't for those damned voices......
--nightspoon
If Pharoah had ducttape, Sphinx would have a nose
--Toyman
I have never won a game that my opponent didn't lose first.
--Glenn
I like corr. games with people rated 1000 and below!
--followers
I like to blaze a big fat jay before playing.
--blazehead
I love literature and make romantic, old-fashioned errors.
--Cherr
I love to live the word 'BLAH!'
--biguglyguy
I'm a Grand Checkers Champion! 1978, 79, 80!
--ChessReaper
I'm Just advancing in a different direction!
--chefduke
I'm not a beginner, just 'Tactically Challenged'.
--Kibitzer
I'm just a harmless liddle itsy-bitsy fawn...
--BabyBambi
I've found 10,000 ways that don't work!
--ChessT
I washed it and I can't do a thing with it.
--fuzzymind
keep off the grass
--Cannabis
Life is a terminal, sexually transmitted disease.
--cdupree
Likes to mud wrestle.
--alczervik
Masochist: 'Hit me!' -- Sadist: 'No!'
--LeroyG
mating is lifes true pleasure
--elph8nt
Me name is Skippy, I kick ze ball!!!
--Dog13
Monogamous and monotonous are synonymous!
--frzappa
My perfect plan ruined, when you made all the wrong moves
--KellyJay
My real name is. Thomas 'Dick' Spain..and I'm offended
--Rudi
Not very good but can pull it off.
--ChessMagician
Nuke gay baby whales for Jesus!
--Highlander
Oh God! Not another Blunder!
--Dunadain
Oink, Oink, You lost Thats all folks
--Chesshog
OK, so hell is really hot... but is it humid?
--afrit
'Peace is knowing when you are totally screwed.'
--FezMobiki
Perfect Paranoia... is Perfect Awareness
--Groo
Poor chess player, but you should see me parallel park!!
--AgentDaleCooper
regular human
--Mize
Rudi kills me in corr EVERY TIME WE PLAY !! I hate him !
--RAPTOR
send me a message. i don't care what it says.
--Dougster
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
--cheese
sometimes I'm good, sometimes shitty, mostly I drink
--creeo
sometimes when I get lonely I hunt rodents... for fun
--LagriBunny
So my opponent moves every second time? Stupid rule!
--bondegnasker
Stop! You Must Not Hop on Top of Pop!
--Darragh
Suck my e4!!!!!!!
--Gambitier
The early bird should get more sleep.
--MyTPawns
To win at chess, you must be prepared to kill someone.
--dakota
'The little fishies, you must gobble them up!' Hans
--AuraLee
The older I get -- the better I was
--Beluga
two beer or not two beer? that's no question..
--joecool
Usually, I'm just Jeff
--daceylon
Wait a minute, something's wrong! None of my pawns can back up!
--bec
What Takes a long Time and isn't any fun.
--ChipJust
Where does the horsey go????
--bdanford
Where there are people, chaos reigns.
--occasional
Whoever makes the next to last mistake wins!
--bblumb
Yes, I do think lying in the sun on a rock is productive!
--LizardBill
You can't throw a potato chip very far
--Beluga
You must use the Mars interface or you will be punished.
--ChaosTheory
You're either the windshield or the bug...
--BobbyS
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To win at chess, you must be prepared to kill someone.
--dakota
'The little fishies, you must gobble them up!' Hans
--AuraLee
The older I get -- the better I was
--Beluga
two beer or not two beer? that's no question..
--joecool
Usually, I'm just Jeff
--daceylon
Wait a minute, something's wrong! None of my pawns can back up!
--bec
What Takes a long Time and isn't any fun.
--ChipJust
Where does the horsey go????
--bdanford
Where there are people, chaos reigns.
--occasional
Whoever makes the next to last mistake wins!
--bblumb
Yes, I do think lying in the sun on a rock is productive!
--LizardBill
You can't throw a potato chip very far
--Beluga
You must use the Mars interface or you will be punished.
--ChaosTheory
You're either the windshield or the bug...
--BobbyS
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